Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
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- relationship status: my butt hurts from lying in bed with my laptop on my stomach in the same position for hours
A wet day. And I am glad of the rain, because I have talked too much.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
“I sympathise with everybody, damn it, and see why they are the way they are.”
— Kurt Vonnegut, The Commandant’s Desk
“If you let people into your life a little bit, they can be pretty damn amazing.”
— Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
“If you let people into your life a little bit, they can be pretty damn amazing.”
— Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian
“…Maybe everybody in the whole damn world is scared of each other.”
— John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men
“Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when nothing changes a speck, when you don’t go anywhere or do anything or think one new thought. And then you can get hit with a day, or an hour, or a half a second when so much happens it’s almost like you got born all over again into some brand-new person you for damn sure never expected to meet.”
— E.R. Frank, Life Is Funny
“If you let people into your life a little bit, they can be pretty damn amazing.”
— Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

